FAQS

Q: What does DirfHerder mean?
A: Dirf (n.)- Chunk of meat seperating your ass from your...

Q: Sounds like the band "Nerf Herder"
A: No it doesn't.

Q: Did you ever record the "DirfHerder" song?
A: Yes. It's called "DirfHerder:TheSong," and we taped it once at Marlene's place when she was in the band.(WHICH THE BITCH LOST!!) The only words are "DirfHerder" and "Let's Rock!" Fortunately, we never played it again.

Q: Is DirfHerder vegetarian?
A: Tiffany, Geno, and Fruity, are all strict vegetarians.....they eat no meat products whatsoever. Dany is a full-fledged meat eater. It is believed that Dany eats only meats, and avoids vegetables whenever possible. Dany denies this.

Q: Do you guys have jobs, or do you just live off the money you make in DirfHerder?
A: Aside from the "cash-money" we make in D.H., it is simply not enough for our everyday needs and expenses. Daniella works on the corner of Hollwood & Vine, (visit her sometime,she goes by the name Roxanne). Geno works at a PETsMART, (you know, so he can get his hands on them birdseed) Tiffany just sleeps all day, and when we asked fruity what he does for a living, he said "Fruity eats Fried Mess."

Q: Who writes the songs?
A: Tiff and Dany all write lyrics. Fruity...um....plays guitar...Everyone throws in suggestions.

Q: Those DirfHerder guys and girls are sexy! I wanna get with them! What are their sexual preferences?
A: All four members are heterosexual, for the most part, although Dany, Tiff and Geno are all secretly attracted to Fruity. We'd post who's single and who isn't, but we don't want to have to update this page all the time.... However, we will have sex with just about anyone backstage after a show, since we are stereotypical rock stars.

Q: How can I order your first EP, "DirfHerder"?
A: It's out of print! It sucks, so we don't feel like making any more. If you bug Tiff, she might send you a copy that's sitting around her place, if she has any. However, we are not going to print any more. Forget it.

Q: How can I order your new album, "SARS"?
A: It's not out yet, but as soon as it's done it will be available on the bling bling page.

Q: So you guys will have sex with me after shows? Cool. Any benefits for me, after the sex?
A: It depends. You'll figure out what it depends on. But yeah, we've got a few t-shirts and CDs lying around, we can hook you up.

Q: Now that Chris is at college in Arizona, are you guys broken up?
A: No. Chris gets cheap airline tickets and will be down here on the occasional weekend. Still, D.H. won't be playing together much while he's gone, and the four of us might start our own projects in his absence. Playing as a four-piece or with a fill-in has also been discussed, but Chris' spot in D.H. is secure -- we have no plans to replace him. As for right now, however, it's safe to say that D.H.is on "hiatus," although we still pop up and play the occasional party.

Q: What are DirfHerder's political views?
A: We here at DirfHerder don't give a crap about politics. Democracy isn't always great, but then again neither is Anarchy. We're not really down with Monarchy, Dictatorship, or Communism either. There's not much we can do. We don't have this crazy idea that some punk band can come along and sing a song and make a difference, so we don't write about politics. I mean, it's been done, you know?

Q:How is it that you people can actually not get on each others nerves?
I know my friends and me are good friends, but we can't stand each other for more than......10 hours; Also, how can u start a band this early? This has amazed me.
A: The fact is, we DO get on each others nerves! I mean...REALLY get on each others nerves! Do you know how annoying it is for Daniella to instant message you EVERY FIVE SECONDS? or for Tiffany to just start BITCHING at you for no fucking reason? Or for Fruity to always do that "AYE YAY YAY" whenever "estan cantando"? Frankly, we all hate each other. As for the OTHER question, we all started playing really early in our lives, and we've all been friends for so long....anyway, a lot of bands start out in High School

Q.: Whats up with these retarded ass nicknames?
A: Danys nickname, "Clity", was given to her because shes white as fuck. Tiffany's nickname, "Topanga", is an obvious one. "Stiff" was given to her because she used to stuff her bra in Jr. High. Geno "the child molestor" Brown is also an obvious one as is his other nickname "Splinter"...cant you see the resemblance?


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