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FRUITY IN A JAIL OUTSIDE BAGHDAD


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DirfHerder. Home of the Dirf Burglers.

Apr.10.02 BREAKING NEWS!!!
Fruity, who had enlisted in the Marines 6 moths ago and has been stationed in Iraq has become a P.O.W.!! His mother has appeared on the Mexican news station "GALAVISION". After fainting several )times, Mrs. Fruity went on to say:                      
                 "Aye Fruity mi hijo! no! vente home! Venga a la casa!" (while holding a picture of the virgin Mary, and a cross)
 
When asked if Don Fruity Sr. had a message for Fruity, he then cried:
                  "Correle pendejo! Correle!"
 
There will be a candle lit prayer for Fruity on April 12, at Marrano Beach at 8:00 PM. Please help come and show your support for Fruity and his family! DirfHerder will be performing, and there will also be a special guest, Jose Nunez (of The World Champion Chivas)

Feb.11.03
New stuff up on the Bling Bling page.

Dec.27.02
Well It's been nine months.Sorry it took so long..... Well, Geno moved to San Diego without telling anyone, so we don't have a drummer.  Dany's a tweaker, Fruity finally got his green card, and Tiffany thinks shes a lesbian.  Oh ya, and the entire site has been updated.

Apr.6.02

Mar.30.02
well we've heard that DirfHerder has a small following on the A.S.U. campus! Ya, this guy was telling us how they all love the band, and how they all write Dirfherder on their shoe. Now those are TRUE Dirf-Burglers!
**Oh ya, and Geno is outta the band. AGAIN. We need a new drummer. The End.

JAN.25.02
Geno's back in the band. Woo-hoo.






Jan.8.01 BREAKING NEWS!!!!

GENO HAS BEEN KICKED OUT OF THE BAND.....He's been kicked out of Dirfherder. Geno was not fulfilling his duties as a drummer. His dug-abuse and drinking habits (as well as that one little masturbating thing he does.)have put a strain on his performance, as well as ours. We decided it was time to cut him loose. HOWEVER....We have a fill in drummer in the meantime.

Dec.13.01-Recently Asked Questions:

1)What do you guys do in your spare time?
Well, Dany likes to eat, Stiffany is either bitching about something, or filming something. and Fruity works out by the freeway, selling peanuts and oranges.
3)What school do you guys go to?
Dany, Geno, and Stiff all go to Wilson H.S. (home of the BRAVE),(i mean, MULES) and Fruity is taking E.S.L. at night.
4)Does Dany have a b.f?
Although Stiff's cousin Frankie is in love with Dany, she's pretty private aboot that stuff (which leads us to believe she's a big oober-dyke!)















































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