Joining the DIRFBURGLERS (the Dirfherder fanclub) is like having oral sex with a *insert animal here*. Yes, it's that great. You'll be our #1 priority in life (besides music, sex, or beer). You'll recieve Updates 'n' Shit regarding the band, you'll also be thismuch closer to the band that you love, you'll have many "Dirfburglers only" opportunities, and you'll also have the honor of calling yourself: a DIRFBURGLER. You see, here at DirfHerder, there is something called "The Holy Trinity":

1. DIRFHERDER - The band. The Gods. The Hitler.
2. PEOPLE THAT MATTER - The Nazis. Super special people. Attractive people. Rich People. People we use to make ourselves greater. People who are important. People we use. You are NOT a 'Person That Matters'.
3. DIRFBURGLERS - The Germans. Somewhat special people. Somewhat important people. People that we want as fans. The Chosen ones. The ones that will spread the word, and the "supreme race" of DirfBurglerism.

Anything other than that....you're a jew. We don't like you. you smell.