Chris

























































FACT:
Chris was born in Finland, while his mom and dad were on vacation.
 
FACT:
He's now up in college at Arizona State. He says "College is just like High School with ash trays....Oh ya, but you get laid."
 
FACT:
When Chris was little, he use to dream of someday becomming.....a trash man.  But didn't know how to apply.
 
FACT:
Chris saw "Lord of The Rings" like, eight times.
 
FACT:
Even his mom said she'd do him
 
 
 






"I want a girlfriend that has a girlfriend"
 
Name:
Chris Jacoby
 
A.K.A.:
the Terminator
 
Birthday:
January 24
 
Dream Car:
That one from Night Rider
 
Favorite Bands:
RxBandits, Allister, Dog Eat Dog, Let's Go Bowling, Chixdiggit!, Skank Revolution
 
Hobbies:
STiff, Caroline, Jenny, Melly, Liz, the other Jen, Brianna, Katee, and Joanna 






Chris